Hilariously funny, yet sincere at its core, this personalized gift will draw deep belly laughs from even the most cynical of retirees. “[Tom] often worked twelve hours and slept twelve hours. His boss was upset because they were the same twelve hours.” While most people fear the economic uncertainties of retirement, [Tom] and [Peg] had nothing to worry about. [Tom's] motto was "A penny saved is a penny earned." His sound investments over the years had built a comfortable nest egg. "How could I be out of money?” said [Tom] I still have checks left!" [Tom's] retirement get-together was attended by family and special friends. As always, [Tom] tried to entertain everyone with stories about his achievements, however small. The enraptured crowd hung on his every word. They had to - it was his party!